Ok, here is the deal.

I'm a Husband

I'm a Father

I cook

I make stuff



When someone falls down, I laugh so hard that milk shoots out of my nose.
That's what makes me a Paste Eater, and if you have any of this in common, grab a bowl of paste and dig in.

Example; I followed this guy around just to say "look at this freakin' clown"





dont come here expecting to find life's answers, I'm just a diversion.