Intro to Old People 101

Today's class will be very unconventional.  Today we will be focusing on focusing.

Keeping eye contact is a life skill that everyone should have.  This is especially important with the Oldies. This gives the impression that you are listening, and the person that is talking feels like they have your undivided attention.  More important, you don't have to see what else is going on.

You see on Oldie, has a lot going on, from the neck down.  I can't even begin to tell you the atrocities I have seen.   Open shirt bad...missed buttons with no bra, way worse.

Fashion for an Oldie goes like this: In style, out of style, in style, retro, antique, sheer.
When it hits antique, it becomes dangerous.  Then there is one more step, sheer.  This is when it is so old that the fabric has become see through.  So gross.

I have seen Jesus world tour shirts, that should be in the Smithsonian.

Heart felt apology

Hey...it's me.
I know it has been a while, since we last talked.  I apologize.
It's not you.  It's me.

I know it is cliche. It really is me.

I have a lot going on.  Whao, wait a minute...don't cry.
I didn't mean to hurt...I know, I know...I am so sorry.

I just have had a lot...I know that is not an excuse, I'm not trying to make...
I don't know why I didn't contact you sooner.  I know I could have...no my fingers are not broken.

Look, I'm not breaking up...no, don't cry.
I just wanted to let you know what was going on.

I have been slammed at work, and haven't had time to scratch my butt, let alone do a blog.
I went from preparing for my daughters fifth birthday, to getting ready for audits at work....
And the whole time this was going on...


Yes I did, she is five.  No, I told you I had a daughter.  Yes, it was a Hello Kitty massive sugar party, it was really fun.  Everyone had a good time.

I don't know, I just didn't think to invite you...

STOP YELLING...I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD...
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!

YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET IT!! I'M SORRY I TRIED...YES I DID TRY!!!
LISTEN!!! IF YOU WANT TO READ MY BLOG, THEN READ IT.  I WAS JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT I'M BACK.

REALLY?!? YOU DON'T CARE?!?!?!

THAN WHY ARE YOU READING THIS!?!?!!?