Monday, April 23, 2012

Intro to Old People 101

Today's class will be very unconventional.  Today we will be focusing on focusing.

Keeping eye contact is a life skill that everyone should have.  This is especially important with the Oldies. This gives the impression that you are listening, and the person that is talking feels like they have your undivided attention.  More important, you don't have to see what else is going on.

You see on Oldie, has a lot going on, from the neck down.  I can't even begin to tell you the atrocities I have seen.   Open shirt bad...missed buttons with no bra, way worse.

Fashion for an Oldie goes like this: In style, out of style, in style, retro, antique, sheer.
When it hits antique, it becomes dangerous.  Then there is one more step, sheer.  This is when it is so old that the fabric has become see through.  So gross.

I have seen Jesus world tour shirts, that should be in the Smithsonian.

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