I'm tired and I don't want to be at work.
I will have to physch myself to make it through the day.
It can only mean one thing.
Eddie Murphy singing "Party all the time"
Not only does the song take me out of my Monday funk. I get a good laugh at the Guitarist that has the blazer and no shirt. That is 80's awesomeness!!!!
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Misery loves company
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| AAAAGH!!! MY EYES!!! |
If you know this woman, or one of her great-grand kids, please for the love of God, make her put on some clothes. I am sorry to do this to you, but if I make this a public appeal, maybe we can make a change.
Now excuse me while I wash my eyes out with bleach.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Government control
I believe everyone should get the freedom choice. I don't think that we should be monitored by Big Brother, The Government or Aliens that are planning to annihilate us. I also believe that most people take this freedom and crap all over it, and ruin it for everyone. There is a reason that the gas station stopped letting people use the restroom, because YOU messed it up for the whole class.
You should be able to buy what you want, when you want. But there are some things that are a really bad idea. I am not pro gun control, but think that you should not be allowed to buy a 30 round clip for your AK-47. Why do you need that? You can make the argument that it is one of our fundamental freedoms to bear arms. I could not agree more. However, I do not think our founding fathers meant that you should be better armed than most third world countries. I am not suggesting that the government take control, I am saying that the manufacture needs to take some sort of responsibility.
This responsibility should resonate in all areas of our lives. But, time and time again, I am faced with the fact that large corporations, just don't care. This could not get any more evident than the latest menu item at McDonalds. You can buy 50 McNuggets for $9.99. This seems insane to me. Why would you need 50 nuggets? You can't argue that this item is for a family, when there are no other items on the menu that cater to this. You can go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and buy a bucket of chicken. They base their menu on this. You can buy different combinations that are suited to your family. Everything at McDonalds is for an individual, including the two cheeseburger meal.
Companies NEED to take responsibility for their actions. This is the sort of thing that will lead to the government mandating that you cannot purchase more than said amount of calories per day. This will happen and every wingnut in a trailer will scream that the government is trying to take control of EVERYTHING. They wouldn't have to if society could show some self control.
I am a fattie, and I love to eat. I will also be the first one to vote that there needs to be a mandatory waiting period to buy a crate of McNuggets.
You should be able to buy what you want, when you want. But there are some things that are a really bad idea. I am not pro gun control, but think that you should not be allowed to buy a 30 round clip for your AK-47. Why do you need that? You can make the argument that it is one of our fundamental freedoms to bear arms. I could not agree more. However, I do not think our founding fathers meant that you should be better armed than most third world countries. I am not suggesting that the government take control, I am saying that the manufacture needs to take some sort of responsibility.
This responsibility should resonate in all areas of our lives. But, time and time again, I am faced with the fact that large corporations, just don't care. This could not get any more evident than the latest menu item at McDonalds. You can buy 50 McNuggets for $9.99. This seems insane to me. Why would you need 50 nuggets? You can't argue that this item is for a family, when there are no other items on the menu that cater to this. You can go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and buy a bucket of chicken. They base their menu on this. You can buy different combinations that are suited to your family. Everything at McDonalds is for an individual, including the two cheeseburger meal.Companies NEED to take responsibility for their actions. This is the sort of thing that will lead to the government mandating that you cannot purchase more than said amount of calories per day. This will happen and every wingnut in a trailer will scream that the government is trying to take control of EVERYTHING. They wouldn't have to if society could show some self control.
I am a fattie, and I love to eat. I will also be the first one to vote that there needs to be a mandatory waiting period to buy a crate of McNuggets.
Monday, July 4, 2011
My bad
I see a lot of stupid things on a regular basis. This has made me very cynical. I take a lot of pictures of this stupidity and it barely scratches the surface. So it stands to reason that I assume that most people are stupid. I also know that when I do wrong, I need to get up on that same soapbox and declare it.
I took this picture of a sticker on the side of a van. I am not exactly sure what the message is. My first thought is "no trailer hitch on crotch". This struck me as funny and stupid. I wish people would include an explanation of stickers. I am a fairly intelligent person, so if I don't get it, then your message is lame. What are you trying to say? Do you often have people that are trying to hook their Airstream to your Johnson? You know that they put this sticker on to impress the ladies. Do they think a woman will look at it and be impressed with their ability to attach a trailer to their junk?
That is when I realize just how jaded I have become. I automatically assumed that this person was a dumbass. As I stared at the sticker, I ignored the fact that it was a handicap van fitted with a wheelchair ramp. The sticker was a warning that the ramp extends.
I suck.
I took this picture of a sticker on the side of a van. I am not exactly sure what the message is. My first thought is "no trailer hitch on crotch". This struck me as funny and stupid. I wish people would include an explanation of stickers. I am a fairly intelligent person, so if I don't get it, then your message is lame. What are you trying to say? Do you often have people that are trying to hook their Airstream to your Johnson? You know that they put this sticker on to impress the ladies. Do they think a woman will look at it and be impressed with their ability to attach a trailer to their junk? That is when I realize just how jaded I have become. I automatically assumed that this person was a dumbass. As I stared at the sticker, I ignored the fact that it was a handicap van fitted with a wheelchair ramp. The sticker was a warning that the ramp extends.
I suck.
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