Anonymous cup of coffee

*****The name of this particular, well known coffee company has been changed. The bottom line. They can make me disappear in the night, to be found under under a pile of coffee grounds.

I was hit with an news onslaught about "Tarbucks" coffee. It was on the radio in the paper, all over the AP wire...

After hearing complaints from customers about their coffees, "Tarbucks" is telling its baristas to stop making more than two drinks at a time and to take other steps that might slow things down a bit when you're waiting in line for your latte, the Wall Street Journal reports.

THIS IS HEADLINE NEWS?!?!?!?

If you care this much to be upset, then they own you.
It is a small step before you are turning tricks for "Tarbucks".

It should not be a big deal that they are slowing down to get you your coffee. Hell, I can't believe that they even get your long ass order correct. "Non-fat, half-calf, three pump, four shot....."

You have lost sight of what is important.

You are paying five bucks for a cup of coffee. You idiot.
That is what you should be pissed about. Not that they can't pour it down your throat as you drive by. It's only coffee. If it means that much to you, get off your fat ass and make it yourself. This is why other countries hate us. There is an 8 year old with bloody fingers, sewing buttons on your 100 dollar jeans, for a bowl of rice a day (nod to Jello Biafra)...

I hope this makes you feel better for complaining. Now, pour yourself a big heaping cup of "shut the hell up."

Vegitarians

I eat meat.
This is not a big surprise if you met me. Turns out, there are not a lot of fat vegetarians.

Here is my take on it:
Eating other animals ensures our dominance of the food chain. If word gets out that we are soft, then the stronger more aggressive animals will take over. Monkeys are vegetarians. They are freakishly strong. The only thing that keeps them from ripping off our arms and taking over the world is that we are not above eating them.

Now, to the meat and potatoes...

I get that you don't eat meat. That is your thing. You are not doing your part to hold back the hordes of monkeys that are edging their way in, but whatever. What I don't get is, pretending to eat meat.

I give you Exhibit A
Big cans of fake hotdogs and scallops

and Exhibit B
Big cans of fake chicken patties, beef patties and steak.


If you are proud to be a vegetarian, then eat freakin vegetables. Why do you insist on eating crap shaped like meat, then tell me meat is murder????

Get over yourself.
If you are eating this, just eat meat.
If you are eating this, then you are a poser.


Disclaimer:
If you do not eat this packaged crap you are not on my list. If I offend you, I doubt you possess the upper body strength to do anything about it.

Action Jackson

This is not how a desk jockey dresses. This is the guy that walks in the meeting and announces "now...let the meeting begin". Question is...who are you going to be?

nut and bolt cufflinks

Why are you wearing gold plated foo-foo cufflinks??? Are you afraid to get dirty??? I thought you were a freakin' man?!?!? Show off your manliness with cast resin nut and bolt cufflinks. If you don't own a pair of these, you are a puss.

I will be by later on, to take your lunch money.

Handicap

Recently my wifey applied, and received a handicap placard. This was a big deal. It is hard to make this realization. But it was getting hard for her to make the long trek from the back of the parking lot. It has been a difficult road, and I do my best to keep it light.
I realize in the process of being new owners of handicap placard, that there is a phenomenon that is quite intriguing. I have decided to make it my mission to bring this to light.

Handicap people can not park.

I said it. And if you want to take a poke at me, go ahead. By the looks of the way you park, pretty sure you wont be able to hit me with your car, let alone a clenched fist.

Handicap spot get the most amount of space, and they should. This does not mean that you need to park sideways.
It is my believe that these are not the people that need the handicap placard. These people just can not park and their Doctor feels they are too challenged to assimilate like the rest of us.

I have hereby labeled these people as wing nuts and will begin my campaign to poke them with a sharp stick.

I am kicking this off with this yahoo.

Really, this is your car??????

Well, Jethro. I'm going to have to guess, by the amount of rust, your handicap is Tetanus or Gangrene.

silver skulls cufflinks

Either you are wearing old man cufflinks or you are wearing cheap shiny crap.

That's why I decided to make my own.

All my cufflinks are hand made and painted. Light weight resin and sturdy back

This may be the last thing you can do, to be cool.

I have a complete line that will set you apart and keep people like me, from taking your lunch money.

More to come...

Our girl loves to dance

Holland is a dancing machine. Her new thing is the Wiggles.

Watch as she sticks the big finish. This is my first attempt at posting video. I'm kinda playing with it so I can knock socks off at wifey's blog.