I don't want to give the outward appearance that I am taking an abundance of time off. Rest assured this is not the case. I only take time off for holidays that I deem important. This is a milestone birthday and should be publicly acknowledged. This should have been done at the surprise party that was thrown for him on Saturday. Unfortunately I could not attend.
Because Sir Cardigan and myself have never hung out alone, I don't know what I can do to honor him on this special day. So I will do the following:
- Because DEVO does not get the respect that they deserve, I will be blasting my entire collection while wearing a red plastic flowerpot.
- The movies Gremilins, Goonies and Monty Python Holy Grail will be playing on a constant loop
- I will be playing the following video games: Zork, Q-bert and Joust
- I will construct a beer bong then after using it, will find a mime to harass
These are not things I did to celebrate my 30th birthday, I just wish I had.
Wow, that's a great way to celebrate my birthday! I do feel honored.
ReplyDeleteP.S. - Earlier today we were on a tour of Warner Brothers studio and saw the alley filming location where they shot the Chinatown antique shop scene for Gremlins.