Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Say it loud, say it proud

I don't believe that there are a lot of cultures that embrace the bumper sticker like Americans.  There are villages that are using burros to haul supplies to and fro.  If they had a car, it would not have a bumper sticker on it.  There are people in the desert, holding on the side of a van.  They don't feel the need to have their political views stuck to the bumper.  These people must hate us.

We use these stickers to transform our vehicles.  As if they have some magic powers.  When you own a Honda minivan, all you have to do is apply a Slayer sticker to the back window.  Now you don't look like you are driving the kids to soccer practice.  That sticker announces to the world, that at any given moment...mosh pit.

Most country's view this Ford truck as a work vehicle.  Not to us, we feel it is equally important to share our preference on female body parts.

These things would never fly in most country's.  This is why our fore fathers left England. Bumper stickers are made for Americans.  If you own a bumper sticker, or are looking into buying one...keep that money in the good ol' US of A.

It is only here, that you can have a work van that you can advertise your religious beliefs, your views on Government officials and your right to bear arms.  Take a moment to drink this image in.  The sticker on the far right says: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.  That my friend is freedom.  That sticker is actually telling the world: Ted Kennedy's car has killed more, but at the drop of dime, I will even the score.

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