SHUT UP!!!!!!!

We are on vacation, and enjoying it. We love Northern California.

Brother in Law (Joe) took us to a great pizza place. It is a little more upscale than round table. No video games, or talking mice. So we are very happy.

The pizza is thin and deliscuous. It's like a pizza on a cracker.

This is one of those place that have a very loud atmosphere. You kinda expect it in a pizza place. It also had a cool bar scene, so it was even louder. Everything was cool.

At least it was until we got seated next to the neediest person in the world. She is seated behind Joe and I, and she is making our skin crawl.

It is loud in here, and we can still hear all her problems.

Me, me, me, me, me, mememememememememeememe.

It would not stop. It was horrible. She just kept talking. Her friend looked miserable, and she could not get a word in. On and on and on.

Everybody needs therapy. EVERYBODY. That does not mean you have to dump on your friends. Everyone should see a professional when they need help. You don't call your friends when you are feeling a burning sensation when you pee. No, you go to a Doctor, and get a shot of Penicillin. When you have erectile dysfunction, your friends don't prescribe something. And when you have a boner that lasts four hours, you do not decide to take your friend out for pizza and talk it down. So, if have a boat load of problems, go see a therapist. In the privacy of an office.

I don't want to hear your problems. I just want to shake her and tell her the truth. Your man left you because you are IRRITATING. He could do better at a two dollar whorehouse with a buck fifty in his pocket. ANYONE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!!! You suck and your friend should get a free pass to heaven.

This is why no one returns your calls.