Always read the fine print

Watching what you eat sucks.
Reading the back of labels is depressing.

Every once and while you have a gem.

Look closely at this jar of peanut butter, it says "contains peanuts". I wonder how this happened...

Lawsuit:
The plaintiff is highly allergic to peanuts. It is irresponsible of Jiffy to not disclose that peanuts are used in the manufacture process of peanut butter.

Management meeting at Skippy headquarters:
We are going to have to cut cost. We are going to eliminate the customer service hot-line and just print on the bottle that peanut butter has peanuts in it.

I say that we let people use commons sense and stop spoon feeding them. If you are lacking in this department, you are taking up space. If you cant swim, you wouldn't jump into a pool. You should know what peanut butter's main ingredient is.

We just need to nip this in the bud before water bottles have "contains water" printed on it.

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