Monday, February 21, 2011

Tell the truth

The owner of this car is taking the initiative.  They want to make sure that their car will still be in the parking lot when they get out of the store.  I see this as being a trend, that we all need to get behind.

  • Mercedes with a thousand miles of dirt on it: I DON'T WASH MY CAR, TO PISS YOU OFF.  IN YOUR YOGO.
  • Window-less van: YES, I LOOK SUSPICIOUS, BUT I AM NOT A PERV.
  • Truck that has fifteen foot lift: I THINK I LOOK COOL, THAT IS WHY. 
328lbs

    2 comments:

    1. I read this as a "car-will-be-unmanned-in-event-of-Rapture" message. Re-read it with a fundamentalist approach; do you see that too?

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    2. I doubt it, other bumper said "ass, gas or grass. nobody rides for free"

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