You can use this to make an egg in the form of the Holy Cross. I guess you could also use it to make Holy Cross pancakes as well.
My intention is NOT to launch into a discussion about religion. I once had a manager that told me: "opinions on religion and politics are like assholes...everyone has one, I don't want to hear about yours." What I want to know is: which group is buying this, and why.
mmm...Oscar Wilde |
Is it the anti-religion people or people from other religions that are "haters"? As odd as this may seem, these two groups would be a dream to market this too. I can see that infomercial now (que the dream sequence)..."How dare you claim that you are agnostic, when your kitchen utensils are the same as everyone else! How dare you preach that the other religions are evil overlords trying to repress the truth, when you are eating the same eggs as the infidels! Well, your worries are over...with the religious icon breakfast set. Now you can enjoy a little blasphemy in the morning! Hate the Christians? Bite into a Cross Over-Easy. Want to stand out as a upraising member of the Agnostic Front? Order the whole set and enjoy starting your day with a hearty breakfast off ALL the religions! Order now and we will include the Baby Bullet for freeeeeee!!!!"
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